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Monday 7 September 2015

Deactivating Facebook Account

A pal sent me a message asking me to help her out on the procedure on how to deactivate her Facebook account. I outlined it out and that's exactly what I'm going to do next as soon as I post this! Facebook is just too addictive and in my case, for as long as it as active, I'll visit it! The only way out is leaving!!
1) On the top bar, on the extreme right where you see your name, there's an arrow-like icon, click on it...
2) While there, scroll down to "Settings" click on it...
3) While there, on your left, you'll see "General" then under it "Security", click on Security...
4) On the main page whilst under "Security" scroll with your eyes to the bottom, you'll see "Deactivate your Account", click on it...
5) A first stupid window will come up, DO NOT CLICK ON CLOSE, still click on "Deactivate your Account"...
6) Ignore the photos, on the part "Reasons for Leaving" click on °This is temporary. I'll be back.
7) A second STUPID window will open asking you to instead "Log out", click on CLOSE! Facebook is soooo silly trying by all means to keep people on their stupid page hihih!!
8) Just before you click on "Deactivate" you will see another even STUPID option that is automatically selected for you, that is, "Auto reactivate"...WHY THE FUCK DO THEY DO THIS!!!!
Undo the selection by clicking on it!!!
These people are so fucked up and manipulative, they want to control the masses' decisions!!
Lastly, click on "Deactivate", you'll be prompted to enter your PASSWORD then finally click on "DEACTIVATE NOW!!!"
And you'll be good to go!
Good luck and hit me up incase you get stuck.

Thursday 28 May 2015

4C natural hair on all natural ingredients

My 4C natural hair will turn 2years old in November 2015 and is on all natural ingredients since March 20th 2015. I must admit that I've never stopped admiring the power of natural ingredients and what they are doing to my hair. It's now with pleasure that I get to take care of my hair as I chase length. Yes! I'm a length chaser. But I just want to gauge to what lengths I can take it without any of those processed stuff that are being commercialised left right and center.

To cut to the chase, here's a lazy woman's way of taking care of tough hair;

For shampoo, I use;
-egg (take and egg, beat it up, apply it on hair, leave on as you scrub your body then rinse it out)

-cow peas flour (depending with length and density, measure the flour, mix with cold water, apply on wet hair...leave on as you scrub your body...rinse it out. I'm assuming you'll be doing it just before showering like I do)

Leave-in conditioner;
-Rosemary infused water - apply on hair as a final rinse

Oils - here I don't limit myself....
Colza, olive, duck fat, avocado, coconut, almond etcetra (depending with your budget).

When I don't have the rosemary infusion, I use apple cider vinegar (ACV) mixed with cold water. And this is used to rinse out the limestone found in water. Don't worry about the smell, it dissolves within no time. If you don't have ACV, use beer. Yes! you heard me right - beer!

I also use bicarbonate of soda once in a while too. I really don't have a strict schedule that I follow, I just go with the flow of things and my moods.

I never have issues with dandruffs, huge hair loss, and my hair is growing healthy and lovely as seen on the image :-P

Today I tried the ayurveda oil bath using duck fat...story for another day!

Tuesday 28 April 2015

Reading...Douglas, Maeve, Khaleed, Diane (...)

Just books.
I have this habit of stretching myself thin in everything that I do, including reading! I had to do less of the net, moreso, less of Facebook and get back to living! I spend so much time behind the computer in that reading a novel from Kindle, a notepad et al! is totally not in my list-of-things-to-do. So two weeks ago I walked into this bookshop and stumbled upon a small section of English reads and that's how I ended up alternating between four novels and tonnes of other self-help books.

Douglas Kennedy on "Five Days" - How long does it take to fall in love and leave your life behind? - is what will give you that mushy lovey-dovey stuff of the modern generation of middle aged personalities that'll leave you aweing all the time. You see the characters in every word and want to reach out and touch them, and join them in their dreams and hopes! It's a truly easy read that'll break your heart at the end! It's full of surprises and lots of other good things! 

An excerpt, "But the truth is, the love I felt, the love given, the love we shared ... it was nothing less than matchless. All these amazing plans. All within the realm of possibility. Because love - at its truest - allows all the impediments to fall away. You see a vision of the life you want to lead. A fulfilled life."

Who wouldn't want that?! Taken in the context of what was going on between those two characters, I swear all you can think of is that love is indeed such a beautiful thing! Get it! Read it! Then come we lament together.

Khaleed Hosseini is simply a brilliant writer, a magician with a pen. I love reading his books so far - The Kite Runner and A Thousand Splendid Suns - purely because he takes you all the way to Afghanistan, a country which the very few people I know never dream of visiting. Khaleed in "And The Mountains Echoed" is unstoppable. More characters than in Douglas Kennedy's above, that'll lose you in the beginning but once you get a grip of them you just want to keep following them. It's magical how you get to figure out a part of Afghanistan in a story told on two families. I swear I loved it. He is also full of surprises! There's a mention of homosexuality albeit mildly but enough to get the reader thinking of - what if?  The reader gets a picture of Afghan before and after the Mujahideens, a description of social disparities between a family of the rich and the poor. Buy it! Read it! There'll be no lamentations.

My favourite quote from Khaleed, "They say, find a purpose in your life and live it. But, sometimes it is only after you have lived that you recognize your life had a purpose, and likely one you never had in mind."

As for Maeve Binchy (r.i.p) I'm not sure why the French love her so! Maybe because hers is always full of gossip. She reminds me of those FB groups where women gather to talk about either their lovers, side-dishes, etcetera...this one lady for instance was narrating what I'd equate to a fantasy, "My life with a millionnaire" but when you take a look at her profile you can spell out "S-U-F-F-F-E-R-E-R" even with a blind fold on. Okey, I digress as her writing can never compare to Maeve's :-)

Last night Maeve almost killed me with this phrase;

"They tell me you are an actor, Norman,' she said, (...) 
'Is it an advertisement?' (...)
'Norman's a real actor you know, Joyce,' said Sally. 'He's not just in advertisements.'
'Lots of real actors are in advertisements,' said Joyce, flustered. She had thought he might be playing a fat Italian eating a tin of beans or some funny, clowning window cleaner falling off a ladder to get to his pint of beer. She was annoyed with herself, for her efforts to put this fatso at his ease were rebounding on her in an unexpected way.'

Last in this series is "Femmes de Dictateur 2" - the Dictators' Wives by Diane Ducret. This is the bf's read. I saw there's also the part one of it, I'll need lots of grace to read it. This particular one that I'm reading covers Castro, Saddam, Milosevic; Ayatollah Khomeiny, Kim Jong-il and Bin Laden. I am reading it because it talks mostly about the wives. Never in my life would I be interested in the biographies of the personalities, I don't do biographies anyways. I guess I just wanted to know how the women in their lives coped because I imagine I'd do well as a wife of a dictator, especially if I'm the one who is pulling the strings. I totally related to Mira Markovich, Slobodan Milosevic's wife, former Yugoslavia and Serbia's president. I simply love her personality and loyalty. It's a nice read but not one to be hurried.

When I pick a book to read, I pay my hommage to the author. I admire their skills, I respect their work and when pages keep turning - and the characters, the places mentioned even though fictious become alive in your mind - and at the end of it you shelve the book because you know you are going to read it once more in future, then you know without a shadow of doubt that the author has accomplished their mission. 

Saturday 4 April 2015

A letter to Kenyans from Al-Shabaab

Has anyone else seen this?

"15 Jumad ath-Thani 1436 (04/04/2015) –

 It is a well known fact that the Kenyan government has perpetrated unspeakable atrocities against the Muslims of East Africa. From the historical massacres in Wagalla and Garissa in which nearly ten thousand Muslims were summarily executed to the mass detention, torture and extra-judicial killings of Muslims, the systematic persecution of the Muslims in Kenya was carried out with such savagery that it has left deep psychological scars in the hearts of many Muslims. 

In Somalia, the Kenyan military has committed a countless number of atrocities against the Muslim population. With their government’s approval, the Kenyan military embarked on a series of mass killings, torture and systematic rape of the Muslim women in Somalia. Tens of thousands of Muslims were displaced from their homes, hundreds more were killed and thousands injured as a direct result of the Kenyan invasion. Kenyan jets shelled refugee camps and hospitals killing dozens. They strafed entire villages from the air, killed livestock and bombarded Madrassas and educational institutions, crushing, with such malice, the dreams and hopes of an entire generation. 

Throughout East Africa, the Muslims were stripped of all their dignity and subjected to the most inhuman treatment for failing to succumb to the subjugation of the disbelievers. Following such widespread persecution against Islam and the Muslims, it became incumbent upon Harakat Al-Shabaab Al Mujahideen to retaliate on behalf of their Muslim brothers and, in a series of attacks, avenge the deaths of thousands of Muslims killed at the hands of the Kenyan security forces. 

The latest attack occurred at Garissa University College on Thursday. At around 3am the Mujahideen stormed the university compound and swiftly proceeded to the halls of residence where they had gathered all the occupants. And since the attack targeted only non-Muslims, all Muslims were allowed to safely evacuate the premises before executing the disbelievers. The Muslim blood is inviolable whereas the blood of a Kafir [disbeliever] has no protection except by Eeman [belief] or Aman [covenant of security]. 

And this is a message addressed to the Kenyan public: 

We have repeatedly warned you that the actions of your government will not be without retaliation. Choices have consequences; you chose your government out of your own volition so endure the consequences of your actions for you will bear the full brunt of its follies. Not only are you condoning your government’s oppressive policies by failing to speak out against them but are reinforcing their policies by electing them. You will, therefore, pay the price with your blood. 

For as long as your government persists in its path of oppression, implements repressive policies and continues with the systematic persecution against innocent Muslims, our attacks will also continue. No amount of precaution or safety measures will be able to guarantee your safety, thwart another attack or prevent another bloodbath from occurring in your cities. 

How long will you be lulled into a false sense of security by your government’s repeated lies? Have you not learnt anything from the attacks at Westgate, Mpeketoni, Gamba, Mandera and Garissa? Your government keeps promising you a lasting security but fails to deliver on its promises. And the reason is that those in the corridors of power are serving their Western masters and care little for the welfare of Kenyan citizens. You are vulnerable and you will always remain vulnerable. Your government cannot protect you. Your government is not willing to protect you. You will not find safety in your schools, universities, workplaces and even in your homes. 

Do not dream of security in your lands until security becomes a reality in the Muslims lands, including the North Eastern Province and the Coast and until all your forces withdraw from all Muslim lands. We will, by the permission of Allah, stop at nothing to avenge the deaths of our Muslim brothers until your government ceases its oppression and until all Muslim lands are liberated from Kenyan occupation. And until then, Kenyan cities will run red with blood. And like we said, this will be a long, gruesome war of which you, the Kenyan public, are its first casualties. 

So if you care about the future of your country and the future of your children, then hold your government to account for its crimes before it’s too late or there will come a time when the notion of peace would be but mere reminiscences of a past long gone. You will regret at a time when regret will be of no avail. Think wisely and do not ignore this threat for it has the potential to save your country from destruction, your necks from being slaughtered and your loved ones from being massacred. As for the Kenyan government: Our message will be written to you not with words, but with the blood of your people. Dig their graves and prepare their coffins from now. 

But honour belongs to Allah and His Messenger, and to the Believers; but the Hypocrites know not 

Press Office Harakat 
Al-Shabaab Al Mujahideen"

Source
Retrieved on 05/04/2015. Kobciye24.  http://kobciye24.com/english-news/garissa-attack-burying-kenyas-hopes/

Monday 9 March 2015

Lighting up Africa - plans of a former French Minister.

World Map at Night - Africa in the Dark 
Whether for economic benefits to Europe or out of goodwill, former French Minister Jean-Louis Borloo presented his plan on Tuesday 3rd March 2015 to future investors and a brief appearance of the President François Hollande.

Currently, only 25% of the continent - excluding Tunisia, Algeria and Morocco - has access to electricity. His conclusion : a stagnating Europe economy must invest in this future territory. "Africa is the gateway to Europe with rapid population growth, this may be our future. Because electricity is the basis for everything else: agriculture, access to water, health, the economy..." he said.

He has given himself 10years to realise the project to 600million Africans who have no access to energy. His estimates based on economic studies stated that 200billion euros are needed over a decade, including 50billion grants, that is, 4 billion per year. "This is a joke! This represents 3% of the European Union's budget."

Nobody in the world is willing to personally engage themselves to help build the infrastracture, hence the idea is to create an specialised agency which will have access to the 4 billions euros per annum that will be coordinating the projects across the continent. This agency will be piloted by the Africans. Each region shall decide on the nature of energy to be produced. Be it geothermal, solar and wind etc.

He wishes that all be in place by the end of June, to be operational before the Paris Summit in December.

At the end of the interview he adds that, "And then there are the Europeans who are freaked out to see the effect of misery on the masses -radicalisation.

Sources;

Châtelot C. (2015). Le Monde Afrique

Monday 16 February 2015

Why you shouldn't be drinking Coke

I know the heading sounds like a warning coming from the matron, but it should have included "why you shouldn't be drinking coke and any other soft drink for that matter!" This is because, you don't know what they contain, their effect on the health, the psyche, the moral, the environment, etcetra.

Last night I watched a documentary that made me vow never to buy this drink ever again! It's easier said given that am already an addict. I won't get into the origins of it, but I am now joining the Killer Coke movement to advocate in my own level! Check out their website and you'll understand the origins of the rage against the Coca Cola company.

From a layman's point of view, the addiction to the produce makes the brain asks for more, and the red colour is a trap they use to attract you to the product. But what they don't talk about is the after math, the obesity levels, the change of lifestyle. In Mexico, where they have one of their plants using up their water resources, soda is much cheaper than water. It has been totally integrated into their lives including during the cult procedures. Children as young as one are already sipping the unholy drink. The taps run dry since coke's overexploiting their water. They got lots of help to privatise water when the president  of the company -Vicente Fox in Mexico and Latin America became the president of the country.

"According to Bell, "Coke is also widely produced in Mexico, an arrangement that is threatening the country's water supplies and undercutting indigenous control of natural resources. It takes three cups of water to make one cup of Coke. Since 2000, Coca-Cola has negotiated 27 water concessions from the Mexican government. Nineteen of the concessions are for the extraction of water from aquifers and from 15 different rivers, some of which belong to indigenous peoples. Eight concessions are for the right of Coke to dump its industrial waste into public waters."

Small wonder Nakuru always has issues with water shortages, what with the existence of their
plantation right in the heart of the city?



Wednesday 21 January 2015

Je suis Charlie - What does it mean?

As I devour my copy of this satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo, that has been the talk of the media and all those who care about it, I can't help laughing at all those funny and satirical issues mentioned therein.

Je suis Charlie is a French slogan meaning "I am Charlie" that has been adopted by supporters of free speech and freedom of expression after the 7 January 2015 massacre that took place in Charlie Hebdo's premises which left 12 people dead. (Wikipedia)

As much as there are controversies sorrounding the journalists involved from them being islamophobic, rascists etcetra, I choose to stand by their principals which has always been satire. Satire defined as the use of humour, irony, exaggeration or ridiculy to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularl in the context of contemporary politics and other issues. They made Front National -a French right wing group, religion and politics their speciality. Well, this didn't seem to go down so well with some who thought it right to blow up their heads.

An example of an image used of Madame Christine Taubira -Minister of Justice of France was a comeback to another article that was used by the Front National journalist that indeed depicted Madame Taubira as a monkey. Charlie Hebdo was ridiculing FN's post but some choose to vilify them forgetting what they stand for -satire.

Long live freedom of speech!

Wednesday 7 January 2015

Killing in the name of the prophet...

Charlie Hebdo
The terrorists are really doing a number in enhancing their terror! I've just watched in the news what they've done to Charlie Hebdo and I can tell you it's super depressing! They entered their building whist the team was in a meeting.

According to Wikipedia, "Charlie Hebdo is a French satirical weekly newspaper featuring cartoons, reports, polemics and jokes. Irreverent and stridently non-conformist in tone, the publication is strongly antireligious publishing articles on the extreme right, Catholicism, Islam, Judaism, politics, culture, etc. According to its editor, Charb, the magazine's editorial viewpoint reflects "all components of left wing pluralism, and even abstainers"

Their offices were bomb attacked and their website hacked in 2011 after publishing an article named "Charia Hebdo" and "guest-edited" by Muhammad. Since then, their premises found in the 5th District in Paris have been under protection. 

Charlie Hebdo was attacked for exercising its right to freedom of speech and the attackers knew their targets quiet well. Their names were published in the Jihadist's websites and in this morning's attack, it is said they asked them to identify themselves before shooting. 10 journalists are dead plus 2 policement who hurried to the scene. Others are injured...and the attackers can be heard saying that they are doing this for their prophet. How does that make their prophet feel? Cringe in pain? How can one believe in such illusions as killing in order to end up as a martyr?

Why is it that only certain muslims get offended when jokes are made in the name of Islam? How come other religions don't literally shout in rage?

The image is hillarious, the title states, "my 23 to you papa"...the father, the son and the holy spirit That's just one of the examples! 

May their souls rest in peace!

My life as a virtual teacher

I think I make a good but a strict teacher. I am willing to take anyone under my wings for as long as they are willing to learn. I have 4 dedicated students who are making good progress with the lessons. Why am I doing this? Simply because I feel there's a need to! The masses are not well exposed to what the net underlies, wiat a minute, I think I found the word, "I want to take people behind the scenes"...many fear, thinking that coding is difficult, is is NOT! Even if you had an E in Mathematics, trust me, coding has got nothing to do with Maths. One can hack it even if they didn't go through high school. 

In Kenya and in many other parts of the world, they charge people to learn how to code, they will charge you to put up a simple and free website in Wordpress. You learn how to do it at Elimu Coders and you learn it FREE OF CHARGE!

I have taken up the responsibility of looking up the materials online, made your work easy so that yours will just be to learn. Self-learning is not easy, it requires a strong will and sacrifice to lots of things. The future is in coding...the beauty of it is that you can easily work from home and make good money as compared to what you can earn whilst employed at some outsourcing agency.

I am glad because I just put up Assignment 2, working on things at the same time as my students. This enables me not to lose my grips on what I already know.

N.B: One more thing, you do not need internet connection to practice, the materials are saved in .pdf, all you need is a computer, usb key and time!

If you are a beginner, the lessons begin here and this is the first assignment.

If you are reading this and know someone who might be interested, then share it with them, remember, kindness is free :-)

Welcome aboard and good luck!

Monday 5 January 2015

Kindness is Free...

When looking up for words to use on the "Share Button" in my blog, I went for "kindness is free" because I've come across "Sharing is Caring"..."Share if you Care"...etcetra. I found those a bit uptight, more like obliging the reader to share just because they've read the blog. The share button is a plugin amongst many used in Wordpress to improve the blog, I used Simple Share Button for a start just to try it out and am sure I won't stop with that one. That was not the aim of this blog, but I had to pay an hommage to that wonderful plugin.

I am writing to let you know about my new (ad)venture, I have metamorphosised into a teacher! "A Jack of all trades" can't miss out on such an opportunity. My "school" is known as Elimu Coders and am offering free coding lessons. It's a self-learning environment with me looming in the virtual space ready to guide you,teach you, correct you - basically, to show you the way on how to go about things.

If you are really interested, check out the website, then get in touch with me for more information, if whatever's provided on the site is not clear enough.

This project came about so as to introduce the curious and the interested ones to coding. To show and encourage them how easy it is to create new and manipulate existing web pages.
Elimu Coders is a platform used to train future trainers – who have access to computers – so that they may go and train those who do not have access to computers, mostly based in the rural areas in order to give them the possibility of one day doing something wonderful with the skills that they possess.
The online campus is found under google sites. I chose it as a working example to show how easy it is to manage templates.
I want to kill the fear that many bear about coding. It is not difficult, it does not involve Mathematics, even if you got an E or never went through high school, trust me, YOU CAN CODE! I think it's one of the easiest things to do and make lots of money whilst at it.
Am getting carried away here. Just get in touch.

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