NAIROBI WOMEN'S HOSPITAL PLANNING A CONTRE-ATTACK DEMONSTRATION

BREAKING NEWS: Apparently the Nairobi Women's Hospital is organising a contre-attack demonstration to be held on the same day as ours. Information comes from a very reliable source. The worst part of it is that they are paying attendants 500bob for their participation. How low can they go? This act doesn't even pass for a desperate measure, it's downright unacceptable!